Number 1: His Corvette’s Bumper Sticker Legitimately States “My Other Vehicle Is A Rocket Ship.”
Number 2: An Astronaut Dad Never Complains When You drive Over The Speed Limit, Unless You Pull More Than 3 Gs.
Number 3: When Your iPhone Goes Dead On A Road Trip, No Problem, Your Astronaut Dad Can Navigate By The Stars.
Number 4: Dad Jeans? Not Your Astronaut Dad. His Spacesuit Is Forever Styling.
Number 5: Your Friend Boasts His Dad Travels The World For work. Your Astronaut Dad Orbits The World For Work.
Number 6: Astronaut Dad’s Are Full Of Fatherly Wisdom, Such As “Before You Judge A Man, Walk A Mile In His Moon Boots.”
Number 7: Playing Your Teenage Rock Music Too Loud? Forget About It. A Rocket Engine Roar Is The Astronaut Dad’s Favorite Tune.
Number 8: Worried Your Dad Will Embarrass You During The Father-Daughter Dance At Your Wedding. Not You, Your Dad Has Mastered The Moonwalk.
Number 9: His Bathroom Scale Is Set To Your “Moon Weight”.
Number 10: Even Your Left-Leaning Liberal Friends Can Respect “His Right Stuff”.
Number 11: Who Else Can Say “I love you to the Moon and Back”, And Mean It.
Number 12: Before Your Astronaut Dad Lifted Off He Told You “I Will Watch Over You From The Heavens.” Well He Still Is.